Have you ever asked yourself the inexplicably specific question “In what ways did Chris Tulley’s childhood directly influence the douchebag he’s become?” If so, (that’s kind of hurtful, but I’ll ignore it for now) you just won the lamest jackpot ever!

Starting next week, I’ll be gracing your screens with embarrassing anecdotes that attempt explain who I’ve become and why. You can cringe alongside me as I explain my deepest fear (opaque blue lighting), my favorite smell (steamed white rice) and more odd things about me! Trust me, the list is loooooooooooooooong.

But I refuse to be the only one word vomiting this time. Along with some guest authors, I’m inviting YOU on the other side of this screen to share YOUR stories. Let it be one paragraph or a novel, I don’t care. Reflections as an adult taught me that I loved my childhood, and I want to recreate those feelings to my audience.

 Tulley Tales: From Toddler to Teen begins next Wednesday here on Life Above The Ground with my recent marriage and the little things that made it special. Until I run out of good ideas (which may be soon, I don’t have them too regularly), Wednesday’s will be full of anticlimactic stories about the loser nerd that was Kid Chris.

P.S. Don’t forget that I’m asking y’all to contribute to the chaos and send in your childhood stories. Comment here, email me at ctulley17@gmail.com, Facebook, slide into my dm’s, whatever. I want them all, because you all have stories too, and they need to be shared.