Week three! We made it. Thanks again for hanging around for this series, today is going to get deep into my past. Also, I'm going to be real with y'all for a minute, I have not seen nearly as many entries from the audience as I'd like to. So quit messing around and send me [...]
In last week's From Toddler to Teen edition, I told y'all how my past dictated the music choice at my wedding. This week, a little symbol called the fleur-de-lis is going to explain the last two pieces, the setting and color theme of me and Morgan's big day. You see, the fleur-de-lis represents two organizations [...]
The time has finally come! Tulley Tales: From Toddler to Teen has started, and you're here to witness the birth of an empire. Autographed photos can be purchased from the gift shop at the end of ride. (Unironically, only seven weeks will focus on my ego.) This series is going to let you all, my [...]
Have you ever asked yourself the inexplicably specific question “In what ways did Chris Tulley’s childhood directly influence the douchebag he’s become?” If so, (that’s kind of hurtful, but I’ll ignore it for now) you just won the lamest jackpot ever! Starting next week, I’ll be gracing your screens with embarrassing anecdotes that attempt explain [...]
When I was very young, my parents spent their hard-earned rupees and coins to buy me video games, thus sealing my destiny and starting my journey to be the best games-media journalist there ever was. There’s no way that Mike and Marcia Tulley could’ve predicted in 1996 that video games would go on to be [...]
My life has never felt better than it does today. I had that same thought yesterday, but then I woke this morning next to my personal Jesus in my own Eden. Marrying Morgan and moving to Alabama has made me happier than I’ve ever been. And I can’t stand it. If you’re looking [...]
Goodbye, Indiana! I’ll miss my friends and family, but I won’t miss you, your stupid winter in April, itchy cornfields or itchier Colts fans. Because Morgan loves me so, so much and for some reason will put up with my constant whining, I am pleased to officially announce our departure. After we get married in [...]
Right now, the clock on my laptop reads 1:38 AM. I’m lying in my bed, wrapped in my Saints blankie, listening to Julien Baker sing about God (seriously, check her out, “Go Home” and "Rejoice” can change your life) and thinking about one thing. I am not a people person. Heck, I might not qualify [...]
Pretentious [pri-ten-shus-s] adjective: attempting to impress by affecting greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than is actually possessed. Does anyone else have distaste for individuals who almost always act pretentious? If you’re this person, I mean no offense, but I’m talking about the writer hacking away at a keyboard in a busy coffee shop, or the [...]
From being a childhood Boy Scout, to films like “The Revenant” and “Jeremiah Johnson”, I’ve always wanted to be an adventurer. Not like Bilbo, but like Jack London. For those of you I somehow haven’t bragged to, let me be the first to tell you that I’m an Eagle Scout and I’m proud. On average, [...]
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