Welcome back, fearless readers! Damn does it feel good to type those words again. Now in the midst of the madness of my life over the duration of 2017, I have lost touch with a lot of things and people. If you really want to know what's going on in my life, please don't feel [...]
I am so, so sorry. I am sorry that I cannot help you. I’m sorry that I’m finally choosing to share my world with the world I live in. It’s dark. And it’s quiet. I am hollow, because being full is overwhelming. I have rarely felt a powerful emotion in the last six months, and when [...]
Welcome back, fearless readers! As always, my brain has nothing to focus on between the time I lay down and when I actually fall asleep, so he writes elaborate stories, makes extravagant plans, wins arguments that ended weeks ago, then conveniently loses them by morning. As of late, the only thing that son of a [...]
Welcome back, fearless readers! Yada yada I know I haven’t blogged in a long ass time and yeah, I suck, I get it. You know who doesn’t suck? You! Actually, if you’re wasting your time reading something that I’m writing you might want to shut this page now and go find a therapist. No [...]
Welcome back, fearless readers! Not only am I, Chris Tulley, cool, but my wife is even cooler. Believe it! I have had the privilege of being married to Morgan Hepburn (she refuses to change her name) since the middle of 2016, and that has kickstarted the greatest adventure of my life. She is the Serena [...]
Welcome back, fearless readers! 2017 is here and I have some things to say. New year means new site identity, new direction but the same content I've tricked you into loving. This time last year, I published my review of 2015. It was a brutal year that I'd rather not recall, save for a few good [...]
The people have spoken! Well, some of them have. And they've got some pretty great stories. I've always wanted this blog to be a story-telling platform and that's whats happening on this week's From Toddler To Teen! And ya know what, I'll be honest. I'm astonished and grateful for all the support this series has [...]
Week three! We made it. Thanks again for hanging around for this series, today is going to get deep into my past. Also, I'm going to be real with y'all for a minute, I have not seen nearly as many entries from the audience as I'd like to. So quit messing around and send me [...]
In last week's From Toddler to Teen edition, I told y'all how my past dictated the music choice at my wedding. This week, a little symbol called the fleur-de-lis is going to explain the last two pieces, the setting and color theme of me and Morgan's big day. You see, the fleur-de-lis represents two organizations [...]
Have you ever asked yourself the inexplicably specific question “In what ways did Chris Tulley’s childhood directly influence the douchebag he’s become?” If so, (that’s kind of hurtful, but I’ll ignore it for now) you just won the lamest jackpot ever! Starting next week, I’ll be gracing your screens with embarrassing anecdotes that attempt explain [...]
Chris Tulley Is V Cool 
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