When I was very young, my parents spent their hard-earned rupees and coins to buy me video games, thus sealing my destiny and starting my journey to be the best games-media journalist there ever was. There’s no way that Mike and Marcia Tulley could’ve predicted in 1996 that video games would go on to be [...]
My life has never felt better than it does today. I had that same thought yesterday, but then I woke this morning next to my personal Jesus in my own Eden. Marrying Morgan and moving to Alabama has made me happier than I’ve ever been. And I can’t stand it. If you’re looking [...]
Goodbye, Indiana! I’ll miss my friends and family, but I won’t miss you, your stupid winter in April, itchy cornfields or itchier Colts fans. Because Morgan loves me so, so much and for some reason will put up with my constant whining, I am pleased to officially announce our departure. After we get married in [...]
Right now, the clock on my laptop reads 1:38 AM. I’m lying in my bed, wrapped in my Saints blankie, listening to Julien Baker sing about God (seriously, check her out, “Go Home” and "Rejoice” can change your life) and thinking about one thing. I am not a people person. Heck, I might not qualify [...]
Pretentious [pri-ten-shus-s] adjective: attempting to impress by affecting greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than is actually possessed. Does anyone else have distaste for individuals who almost always act pretentious? If you’re this person, I mean no offense, but I’m talking about the writer hacking away at a keyboard in a busy coffee shop, or the [...]
From being a childhood Boy Scout, to films like “The Revenant” and “Jeremiah Johnson”, I’ve always wanted to be an adventurer. Not like Bilbo, but like Jack London. For those of you I somehow haven’t bragged to, let me be the first to tell you that I’m an Eagle Scout and I’m proud. On average, [...]
As I’m no longer accidentally writing 2015 on things, the year is truly over and I think I’ve found ample words to describe it. At the end of 2014, I had high expectations for the coming year. I was going to graduate college, find a job teaching English in a middle school and finally embrace [...]
If you read my last “Life Above The Ground” post, you should know I still haven’t found my motivation and that I was recently destroyed by some bad news. If you haven’t read that last post about Shia Labeouf, what the heck are you doing? Go read that first, ya dolt. Do things in order [...]
Let's think about Shia LaBeouf for a moment. He's child star actor turned franchise killer (RIP Transformers) turned apparent Christian motivational speaker. And I am not knocking the Shi-guy at all; I love "Holes". But man does he have it easy. He can be all "Yesterday you said tomorrow; just do it!" and people are [...]
The Man Makes the Beard Beards are not manly. I repeat, Beards Are Not Manly. Our society has a serious fixation n beards as of late. I grew out my recent beard for the past 8 months and it was a doozy. 3 inches of hair hanging off my chin. That did not make me [...]
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