The Gold Standard For Weddings pt. 2 From Toddler to Teen II

In last week's From Toddler to Teen edition, I told y'all how my past dictated the music choice at my wedding. This week, a little symbol called the fleur-de-lis is going to explain the last two pieces, the setting and color theme of me and Morgan's big day. You see, the fleur-de-lis represents two organizations [...]

Let’s Get Up Close and Personal

Have you ever asked yourself the inexplicably specific question “In what ways did Chris Tulley’s childhood directly influence the douchebag he’s become?” If so, (that’s kind of hurtful, but I’ll ignore it for now) you just won the lamest jackpot ever! Starting next week, I’ll be gracing your screens with embarrassing anecdotes that attempt explain [...]

God Bless You, And Roll Tide

Goodbye, Indiana! I’ll miss my friends and family, but I won’t miss you, your stupid winter in April, itchy cornfields or itchier Colts fans. Because Morgan loves me so, so much and for some reason will put up with my constant whining, I am pleased to officially announce our departure. After we get married in [...]

A Tribe Called Chris

Right now, the clock on my laptop reads 1:38 AM. I’m lying in my bed, wrapped in my Saints blankie, listening to Julien Baker sing about God (seriously, check her out, “Go Home” and "Rejoice” can change your life) and thinking about one thing. I am not a people person. Heck, I might not qualify [...]

Serial Writer On The Loose

Pretentious [pri-ten-shus-s] adjective: attempting to impress by affecting greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than is actually possessed. Does anyone else have distaste for individuals who almost always act pretentious? If you’re this person, I mean no offense, but I’m talking about the writer hacking away at a keyboard in a busy coffee shop, or the [...]